Blast Masters

Killing My Dreams

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 22:14:50 -0500

It’s like when you believe in Santa Clause, you know he’s not real, but it’s more fun believing that he is.. until someone comes along and breaks your heart.

Bastard.

Bad Room mates..

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 13:01:08 -0500

How do you tell a room mate that no one likes her.. There’s 5 people in one apartment who can’t stand you, meaning that 4 out of 5 wish you were gone.. that says something doesn’t it?

This doesn’t include the neighbors either!

Break the Floor

Thu, 27 Jan 2011 01:47:18 -0500

M: What would you do if you saw the floor break after they drop the weights?
K: What would you blame if there was a fat person next to it, the weights or the fat person?
M: The weights, they don't have any feelings.

You are NOT That Important. I agree. Lmao.

Tue, 18 Jan 2011 02:17:37 -0500

You are NOT That Important.

I agree. Lmao.

Ahem. Whities.

Mon, 27 Dec 2010 05:17:52 -0500

Get over yourselves. This is why I have this thing with some white people. They act like they’re the shit; and when they think they’re right, they rub it in your fucking face!

Here. I didn’t do anything wrong. Period. I just don’t care about our shit anymore.

Dear Mom

Fri, 24 Dec 2010 17:18:18 -0500

You’re not always right. Get off your high horse.

Love,
Me

Dear Britney, I still love you, and I am proud of you for...

Fri, 24 Dec 2010 05:32:32 -0500

Dear Britney,

I still love you, and I am proud of you for having a come back, but the spice girls existed in the 90s. Just saying.

Tumblr Etiquette

Fri, 24 Dec 2010 05:03:00 -0500

I believe it is Tumblr etiquette to cite your sources if you post something that someone that you follow has EVIDENTLY posted first.

Don’t think you can get away with “googling” or “youtubing” that link because if you follow that person, they probably follow you.

Give credit where it is due. Don’t be a diva.

I'm a nice person.

Fri, 24 Dec 2010 04:20:00 -0500

Don’t abuse it. I hate that. When it comes to work, I’m also a nice guy. When people ask me to switch hours, I say yes. When my boss wants me to work different hours, I say yes. Don’t be a goddamn diva. I hate divas. First of all, I have seniority. But I do what you want because I’m nice like that. Second of all; you don’t work as hard as I do, you can’t even do 1/3 of your goddamn job.

Don’t abuse what I have to offer. Don’t be a fuckin’ diva.

High School Friends

Fri, 24 Dec 2010 04:14:45 -0500

Don’t tell me that you’ve missed me when I’ve been away at college and then tell me you can’t wait to see me and proceed to treat me like shit when I DO come home.

It’s immature and stupid, and just because I’m not there every second of your life, you shouldn’t treat me as a third wheel. I get that you have plenty of inside jokes, but when you travel to come see me at my home, at least make me feel like you want to talk to me.

One day when I’m making it big, you’re going to be left behind, and that’s going to suck for you.

Sucks brah, should’ve thought twice before acting like a bitch.

Nothing Wrong

Wed, 22 Dec 2010 15:37:42 -0500

There’s nothing wrong with being Gay, Lesbian, Transexual.. etc.

Leave DADT alone, let the repeal fall and let those who want to be out, be out.

By keeping DADT in place, it continues to prevent those who want equal rights from having them. What’s the point of allowing gay marriage if you’re not allowed to talk about it.

That’s ~~fucked~~ up. Think about it.

Dear white kids I used to know,

Wed, 08 Dec 2010 06:15:00 -0500

I don’t give a shit about you. I don’t want anything to do with you, so stop trying to get into my life and fucking with the shit I’ve got. I love my life now. I’m not doing anything to fuck up yours, am I? I mean, you fucking deserve to get everyone to not like you. So stop looking my way, stop acting like you know me, because you don’t. Get over yourselves. If you want to play your games, I’ll play your fucking games. I will annihilate you.

Love,

A person trying to move on.

P.S. I don’t mean love, I hate you.

Secret Santa Etiquette

Wed, 08 Dec 2010 05:21:00 -0500

Dear World,

If you’re going to participate in a secret santa with a bunch of your friends then maybe you shouldn’t take the time to be cheap. Kinda makes you look like a douche bag because you’re so stingy and it can really make someone feel like shit because obviously you don’t care. Everyone else took the time to make sure the best gift was given. If you do have a problem with it, than just don’t fucking participate because you’re not willing to spend more than 2 dollars on a gift. Why did you even bother? I hope it was worth it to make your “friend” not only disappointed, but feel like shit and unwanted as well. Great job.

Love,

A Very Sad and Disappointed SS Recipient

PS. I hate Christmas & Gift Exchange more than I did before because you, Asshole.

DISLIKE!! Some movie’s should not have a sequel and I...

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 20:34:58 -0500

DISLIKE!!

Some movie’s should not have a sequel and I believe that this is just going to ruin the ever so perfect prequel. The one, the original, and what should be the ONLY Mean Girls. Seriously.

You can already tell that this movie isn’t going to measure up to the originator, it’s skipping theaters and going straight to DVD. Hands down, this has ruined my childhood.

Feb. 2011 Mean Girls is ruined.

Rant.

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 06:49:12 -0500

If someone provides legal ID to buy stuff and one is of age, you should let them purchase it. How many different IDs of myself do I have to show you to prove that I am who my ID says I am? I mean, I have my damn social security number on me for god sakes. I’m sorry I chopped off my hair right after I took my ID picture.

Gas station workers are idiots.

There’s a reason that his mother is taking this picture...

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 18:31:49 -0500

There’s a reason that his mother is taking this picture and not his girlfriend.

However, I shouldn’t assume that this is his mother considering the increase

of “cougar” dating.

There should be a fucking limit to how many piercings one is...

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 18:29:45 -0500

There should be a fucking limit to how many piercings one is permitted to have on their body. And the only thing on your face pierced should be your ears or your nose, and when I say nose I am not talking about a damn cow ring.